Most of these programs are completely useless. They only have them to justify paywalls and subscriptions. You don’t need internet for a speaker, you don’t need the manufacture anymore after you own the speaker. People need to STOP buying all this cloud bullshit, unless you really love being abused and raped by companies.

“delighting our customers remains our priority, and we are confident that today’s actions will not impact our ability to deliver on that promise.”

I’m pressing X to doubt, over here.

Perhaps they’ll just work smarter, not harder. Or maybe AI can rapidly recreate all their missing accessibility features!

For any shareholders reading along, this is a “sell” cue.