アンダーバレルショットガン “Under-barrel shotgun”
魔法の諤迫り合いみたいな “A magic duel of sorts”
パアン shot
ぐわあああ “AAAHHHH!”
ありがとう
まだわたしはあたらしでにほんご
Abracadabra
Alakazam
It’s just like being
Back in 'NamAlaka-BLAM!
Harry Dresden: heavy breathing
Polka will never die!
I love Butcher getting mad at people saying Harry is his self insert, saying it’s actually Butters, then giving Butters two hot girlfriends, a lightsaber, and a rocket skateboard.
A practiced student of Gunjuration, I see
Fuck under barrel shotguns!
Under barrel flamethrower!
Or, hear me out: Under barrel shotgun with an under barrel flamethrower
Pimp my staff
Put an underbarrel Grenade Launcher on the flame thrower
Das ist ein Flemmenwehrfer. It wehrfers Flemmens.
This is why you make friends with an artificer.
A recurrent gag in the chinese novel when a mage revolts is that the mc often figths other mages that have anti magic talismans or are messing with his casting so he shoots them with a flintlock
“… and that’s why I got a new wand with a shotgun. But enough of me. How did you say was your wand called again?”
“LGM-30 Minuteman”
“That’s a weird name for an even weirder wand. I mean… it’s huge… compensate much?”
“Go on, joke all you want. One day, you’ll see.” deranged laughter
When the Order of Hermes takes design cues from the Society of Ether.
ayy Ars Magica
I was more intending Mage the Ascension but Ars Magica works too. They were both initially created by the same company
The best way to play a D&D artificer in Mage.
Some kinda Harry Dresden approved staff, assuming it doesn’t malfunction or simply blow up.
Fu-eh-Goooooh
Parry this you fucking casual
Pro tip: save on encumbrance by ditching the staff and just using the shotgun
Just make the wood stock into a wand, now you have a shotgun that can cast magic missiles for long range targets.
Key to the city, baby.