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Print out and laminate this entire post.
Fill to the brim with turds
Me
fill it with sunflower seeds and glue, like those chinese brainrot videos
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole
Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.
10/10 will rot in place, making more damage.
More or less damage than he’s currently doing?
To the structure of that building, more. Less everywhere, that’s the silver lining.
The whole what?
All of it.
A stack of Freshmen magazines with the address labels torn off, along with one woodworking magazine. People love discovering old porn. It’s like a gift to the future.
My Chinese engineer specifies Fake Shake, mixed with 40% oatmeal by weight for optimal compression load.
In the whole.
And don’t slam on the breaks in your car while doing it.
A dictionary.
Bunch of spring-loaded snakes
Termite treatment.
Me on Lemmy today:
Me on Lemmy today:
had no idea foundations were that thin. no wonder they crack so easily
i don’t think they are, usually
You can have thicker ones by making them more thick
ah yes
tautology
My brother and I put a corked glass bottle down in an old defunct drainage pipe beneath my parents’ house. This pipe/canal is quite large and isn’t obstructed by the bottle, and the bottle can clearly be seen by peering into a hole in the cement of the basement storage room. Inside of that bottle is a carefully folder paper bearing on it a crude drawing of a cock and balls.
incredible
I hope you used archival ink so it will last for generations
It was likely a permanent Sharpee marker. Hopefully it holds up. Fingers crossed that I’m able to return there as a ghost one day to watch someone unearth what they believed was a map to the family treasure.
