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minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-21 day agoHave friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·23 hours agoI forget what commedian said “Humans are the weirdest species on earth. You never hear of a bear hunting down a live mouse, and shoving it up their own ass for sexual pleasure. Only humans do that.”
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·14 hours agoThere’s a genre called fisting, go figure out. Takes a lot of practice, but feels really satisfying once you’re able to do it.
Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.
I forget what commedian said “Humans are the weirdest species on earth. You never hear of a bear hunting down a live mouse, and shoving it up their own ass for sexual pleasure. Only humans do that.”
There’s a genre called fisting, go figure out. Takes a lot of practice, but feels really satisfying once you’re able to do it.