…what? Did anyone ever say that Harris and trump were the same? I’m not sure I ever heard that…

I don’t remember that actually. I’m not saying he didn’t say those things. I’m just saying that I never listened to a word that mouth breather said.

Are you under the impression that the founding fathers weren’t slave holders themselves?

Dammit! Foiled by racists once again!

…you’d think I’d put /s, but no.

I just went on a rabbit hole of wikipedia. This would be a huge buy of MANY IPs.

Because NES classic came first. SNES came like a year later. If we WERE going to get another classics line, it would clearly be N64 classic. Then Gamecube classic, THEN Wii Classic.

Then they could do WiiU classic, but in keeping accurate with historical console sales, they’d only produce 50 total.

I’m not a fan of humans.

I mean, he’s had 2 attempts on his life before we even got to election day. Every Ukrainian hates the mans guts. Half of this country hates the mans guts. I WANT to say that every Mexican hates him, but I can’t because he actuslly polled really well with Latinos…for some reason.

He also treats his own body like he hates himself. He eats more processed food than a family should eat.

His complexion is the weirdest color I’ve ever seen on an actual human. I almost expect him to have green hair, and break out into song. I don’t know what percentage of his body is chemicals, but I’d be surprised if it was under 20%. It’s not everyday you root FOR the cancer to win.

He flies a personal jet around the country, with his name on the side of it. Now historically anything branding his name will fail so hard that it crashes and burns. Which makes sense in this case, because his jet IS a Boeing.

In conclusion, between all of his poor diet choices, his poor life choices, his poor health choices, his poor aviation choices, and his natural aging (he is in his 70s), it’s ABSOLUTELY possible he dies at any time for almost any reason. It’s actually kind of impressive that he keeps living everyday. It’s like beating the odds just by existing.

Although, you read this question twice in one day because I thought it would be funny to parody the other question. I thought people were getting too serious in the other one. So I figured I’d present his death as the light hearted jolly event it should be!

…I mean, you do you buddy.

INTRUDER ALERT!!! INTRUDER ALERT!!!

…wait, she said hell yeah! It’s ok guys! She’s cool.

Yes…methods…

…so we just gonna skip over the N64 classic and gamecube classic then?

Don’t worry. Weird Al will kill them! It’s a party in the CIA!

Literally had to check to make sure I was in the Nintendo thread when I read your comment.

That being said, what the fuuuuuck are you on about?

99% of the world has no idea who that is.

Welp. Time to ban sandwiches.

Right??? Also you need a 13 inch monogrome green screen. Like the original game boy…except giant.

…what? 13 inches WAS giant back then.

All I have is a hammer. I was told in the early 90s that it’s Hammer time. I was never told of a ceasing of it being Hammer time.

FINALLY! A return to sensible PC design!

…I’m going to put a raspberry pi inside.

I never said assinated. I said dies. He’s an overweight out of shape elderly man with the literal most stressfull job in the world. And unlike last time, he KNOWS what’s coming.

Healthy people in their 70s die all the time.

Why WOULD I assume he has a long shelflife ahead of him?