“And then…on Wednesday, I’ll make Timmothy McVeigh go rent a uhaul, fill it with bombs, and then go blow up a federal building which also houses a daycare tending to children as young as 6 months old. And I’ll have him do it at 9am, so all the parents are already at work, and these children will be in daycare! Yes! This is a great plan!”

Then it happens.

“God works in mysterious ways…”

He probably prefers X. His homie has turned it into a hangout for all the other nazi homies.

…can you tell I don’t like the word “homie”, and would like to give it a negative vibe?

I mean…I honestly can’t tell if you’re getting wooshed by the original comment, or if you get it and I’m being wooshed by you.

What? Why would you think he gets the BLM movement from that exchange? That would require an ability to abstract info from one situation, apply it to similiar situations, and use critical thinking and introspection to realize that they were wrong.

And that’s not happening.

…god dammit, now I want a cat.

Teddy!!! We love you!!! And by we, I mean all of Earth.

I’m not a coder. I don’t know how to code. But this right here made me laugh, and is proof that AI isn’t ALWAYS a garbled mess!

See guys? They’re always saying how much they want to protect the children. He’s just showing this minor how scary it is to be targeted by a predator! That’s all! He’s not a hypocrite at all! No siree Bob! He’s just an upstanding citizen who is trying to teach the children how dangerous his penis can be when you’re not consenting!

Either that, or he’s a piece of shit, and the whole thing is projection by their entire party.

It did. I’ve been a GTA player since the first one kn PS1.

I’ve bought every GTA game.

I have zero interest in GTA6.

Why would you want to pay $70 for a pay to win game at all?

and they’ll start a war against some random people they blame for their own incompetence.

How is that any different than the bush administration?

I read your name as FelixCheese.

Really? That’s what we’re doing now? We don’t have enough public shootings daily in this country, now we’re going to add drone bombing to the mix? C’mon. What’s your excuse now? Is there another amendment to the constitution? The 2nd amendment guarantees you the right to bear arms. So what’s it going to be now? The 28th amendment guarantees you the right to bear wings?

“I hate this place”

…you mean EARTH??? Yeah, it sucks. Everybody knows that.

I bought this big ass bag of mozzarella from Target. It was like 3 lbs for like $7. I was like “This seems like even if I have no use for it, I should buy it.”

Dude. You GOTTA buy it. Do you have ANY idea how crazy it is to walk to the fridge, grab a fistfull of mozzarella and walk back to your recliner while snacking on cheese?

It’s one of those habits that you initially think “What? Who DOES that???” and then you think “Well…if I had THAT MUCH mozzarella with no intended use…I guess I would too…”

And now I’ve eaten all of it slowly over the coarse of 2 months. Just fistfulls of late night cheese. And now I want to go back to the store and buy ANOTHER one. So from that perspective, the purpose is now to be fisted. That’s why I’m buying this cheese. To be fisted.

Mozzarella is awesome!

Yes. You’re ugly. You’re a statement of fascism. You’re unsafe. You burst into flames for like…no reason. The world would be a better place without you, and what you represent in it.

Wait, whoa, hold on. Back the freak up…Stardew Valley isn’t on earth??? Then…where…what planet is this all on?

Isn’t this the one where Mr Burns buys a baseball team, then hires a bunch of MLB players to work at the power plant?

…I never knew I had a strong opinion on tiktok, but I want this to happen.

Please consider becoming a science teacher.