I almost ate the onion on this one
Same, scrolled by this and then had to do a double take on what community this was.
“…is…is this…oh, ok. No, it’s not real. It’s just skating REAL razor thin to reality.” It’s like when you slice a tomato so thin you can see through it.
Yeah. This one felt exactly the expected amount of WTF to be real life, today.
Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years checking for onion.
Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years
checking for onion.FTFY.
4 years, right.
Not believable; Epstein died over 5 years ago. All the girls in that book are way too old for Gaetz by now.
You’re not supposed to report actual news Onion!
Fuck me, I almost ate the onion, too. I read it, and for a second honestly believed that, yeah, he would do that as a “I got away with everything” flex.
