This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.
“Musk SLAMS local locksmith, calls him a pedophile for opening the lock first”
Orangetard has enough shit in his pants he doesn’t need snymore
Its okay for cats because they’re cute and adorable, which elon isn’t.
It’s also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon
And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: “Groom of the King’s Close Stool”) was the most intimate of an English monarch’s courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene.
The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.
The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the “chamber system”.[1][2]
National Fecal policy
Oh he doesn’t like being follows into places that are meant to be more private when you’re exposed? Wonder what the various women Trump has admitted walking in on thought about his similar behavior?
This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald’s pants while he’s taking a shit.
Brings a new meaning to “Closed door meetings”.
well somebody’s gotta give him the blumpkin, right?
And Eric will be damned if anyone else is taking that spot. That’s daddy and Eric time
Who’s gonna wipe his butt then?
