The Internet is a mistake.
Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.
Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid
Thanks Internet!
Nope. Don’t like that…
I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community
How thoughtful!
NSFL
Not wiping might be a better option if your partner has a good immune system, humans can handle that much poop if some safety guidelines are followed, and if they’re immunocompromised, have mouth injuries, etc., even normal buttlicking (at least temporarily) is ill advised without dental dams.
Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian
Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?
God. Damn. It.
Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.
