• kriz@slrpnk.netOP
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    22 days ago

    Forgot to add: walk up backwards to get the package. That way if someone takes a video it looks like they just reversed you DELIVERING the package.

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    22 days ago

    Even better: Show up at an Amazon warehouse with a van. They’ll load it with gifts and send you on your way.

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    22 days ago

    You’ll eventually get caught.

    I caught someone at my stoop. I wasn’t but you have no idea who is carrying with home invasion shit.

    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      22 days ago

      Why not?

      Where I live it would be trivially easy.

      Watch an Amazon driver pull into a development/complex, watch where he leaves packages and who doesn’t come to the door immediately, then wait till he drives away and go collect.

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      22 days ago

      They slap Apple air tags or some kind of GPS tracker to the vans so they know what houses to check for things still sitting outside.