In the near-future the Bible will be banned for spreading “Socialist Values” and being “Too Woke”
“I am hee hee” - Michael Jackson
It’s so sad that no one has read the fucking Bible.
Would an appropriate response to these people be RTFM?
“I am he” is more like God manifesting through a human body, than saying the current meaning.
Several translations later…
“I am He”
- Jesus
--John 18:5
---BrandonNot only did Jesus use pronouns, but tradition dictates that we go so far as to capitalize His pronouns.
Every time I see a bumper sticker that says “What Would Jesus Do?” or the shorter “WWJD?”…
I’m like “Well he wouldn’t have drove a car for one, they didn’t even exist.”
He had a Honda, but didn’t like to talk about it.
“For I did not speak of my own Accord” - John 12:49
My guess is it was probably slightly dinged with a coffee can muffler with a “co-exist” bumper sticker, and missing a hubcap.
They must have amnesia. They forgot that I’m HIM.
Flipped a whole brick into an empire, stop playing with me.
This SHIT ain’t NOTHI’N to me, man.
I was flippin’ bricks for Mansa Musa back before y’all were even a type 1 civilization
