ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplierwww.pennlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1325arrow-down16 cross-posted to: usnews@beehaw.orgusa@midwest.social
arrow-up1319arrow-down1external-link100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplierwww.pennlive.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前message-square53fedilink cross-posted to: usnews@beehaw.orgusa@midwest.social
minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up83·19 天前In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas. We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·18 天前The Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
minus-squareshoulderoforion@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·18 天前The masks and biohacks alone will be brilliant!
In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas.
We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
The Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
Don’t forget the toilet paper man.
What about the Walrus?
The masks and biohacks alone will be brilliant!