No, can’t be. At that time I saw him singlehandedly organizing the “Save The Puppies” program, where he would stand on top of a bridge and as some psycho drove by with a sack full of puppies to throw over he would dive bare chested into the cold, cold water and swim the puppies back to shore stacked on top of his head.

What about the CEO? I heard he broke his neck trying to suck his own cock.