Do this also work if I want to summon a goat lady instead, as a potential romantic partner? As long as she’s like the goat lady from Pseudoregalia, I’m fine with it. Likely better than loneliness.

That’s summoning a friend, if you want to make a friend you must become Frankenstein

Also how to easily make furry friends.

I’ve always loved these vacant mouthless faces, they really make this comic for me.

Ballzebub

We had kids — we wanted to make friends in our 30s, so we just made the friends. Problem solved.

(In all seriousness, your friend — or at least, acquaintance — group explodes when you have daycare/kid activities.)

woah is that jschlatt