All those condoms won’t fix the crumbling marriage you left behind. Also, the softserve machine is broken.

The ending of that mystery novel they’re reading.

by the time you come up with responses to all these comments you’ll probably have to wait for the satellite to come back in range so you can post them

Y’all penguins pretend to be survival experts but a single breeding pair of polar bears would end your entire species.

It ain’t got to be that cold, bro.

Saying you live in a “remote part of the world” is just a fancy way of saying you live in the middle of fucking nowhere

They’re going to fall off the edge if they go too far

Real continents have southern borders.

santa is on the NORTH pole, get USED to it.

You won’t need a coat for much longer

the supplies ship won’t make it this season