cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/40032807
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/33238139
President Donald Trump says 25% tariffs on imports from Mexico and Canada will start Tuesday, sparking renewed fears of a North American trade war.
Archived version: https://archive.is/20250303202704/https://apnews.com/article/trump-tariffs-mexico-canada-b19e004dddb579c373b247037e04424b
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Mexico will probably do that too…but hold on, a guy has to run barefoot from the capitol all the way to each state’s Capitol. Its pretty laborious and guaraches have not been legalized for the work. In fact Neutlapatl Martinez Dela O must find appropriate sized nopales along the way for it will be much longer than just running to the tlalnepantla.
By the time he delivers the presidents message, a new us president would have been chosen. Neutlapatl can only run once more for people his age, but he is eager to do it! Gurranoptepantlaptl Lucero de Veracruz is ready to take his place. He was born 3 days ago, but will be out there practicing the art of the message soon. He’s just counting down the otates right now… Zero otates…ometzontly otates…
Ma Cualli Tonalli everybody!