Plot twist: they talk like this to each other, knowing they’re the only smart one out of the 100 employees while the other 99 are constaly bullshitting. Each and every one of them thinks this.

And they keep their wives’ vaginas just as dry as he does.

I said something similar about Vance.

I’ve never heard a couch fucker talk. But when I heard him speak for the first time, it’s exactly what I thought a couch fucker would sound like.

nightmare meetings

Fast Talkers

Surely a Seinfeld episode covers this. New Yorkers are the worst offenders.