• Lionel@endlesstalk.org
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    8 days ago

    What a good kid. She raised him right. We tried getting ours to pick up milk from the store across the street around 1 yo.

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      8 days ago

      My 2 year old walked 9 miles uphill in a shitstorm to buy me a pack of Lucky Strikes and a 40 of Hurricane. Little bastard is such a problem solver. He took a garbage can lid and used it to sled the shit back home. He earned his slimjim and chocolate milk that day.

      I expect him to be a cage fighter when he grows up but it wouldn’t surprise me if he becomes an assanot. He swears one day he’s gonna send me a selfie where he moons me from the moon.

      He’s a single father himself though so he knows what I go through.