Imagine being a 25+ year career Republican who only has to worry about passing tax cuts to the rich, and suddenly these weird ass trailer park folk smelling of meth show up and they have total control over you. You step out of line? Primaried! Criticize trump? Believe it or not: Primaried! You now have to bend and grovel to illiterate conspiracy freaks. The republican party, folks.

I too would like to sue the advertisers for boycotting my Breaking Bad erotic fan fiction page. That includes you Musk. I expect Twitter to start sending the checks next month. Or I guess I’ll see you in court.

You know what else is childless? All the couches he’s been humping. What a hypocrite. Sheesh.

“If we can’t win legitimately, we’ll just have to take control through violence” is the mantra of those who know they are about to get beaten down in a fair election.

Do over! Do over! Mommy they cheated! Mommmmmmy!

Oh no, it seems you didn’t get the memo! Commenting on a candidates physical year count and mental decrepitude is now ageist and forbidden. Please be better in the future. - CNN

Racists policing who is black… go fuck yourself with a shovel.

I thought the entire Sims system was releasing a new game and then dropping the same 50 DLC until the next one was ready to repeat the cycle. I guess they’ll just milk Sims 4 forever?

The worlds tiniest violin, playing a medley of the worlds saddest songs.

Of course he’s going to say that. If he admitted climate change was wrecking his state then he would be forced to take action. It’s much easier to stick his fingers in his ears and continue letting oil companies do whatever they want. What does he care? He only has a couple more years in office anyways. He’ll be gone by the time the shit really hits the fan. This rainfall is just a sample of what’s to come.

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