The days are long, while the years are short.

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And top of the morning to ye!

First lesson: parking.

He’s 'armless.

That bit of the napkin has a smudge.

How big was the pile of treats required to get all those dogs in one place and stay still and smile long enough to take a photo?

Naked croissant should be flagged NSFW.

“Heeeeeee-ya!”

Heat level: “fire-extinguisher hot”.

Good for you. Managers that protect their people and their people’s time are worth their weight in gold.

Then you are the “lesser being”!

Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.

27%, time to plug in.

So even though Santa doesn’t live at OUR north pole…

Wait, what?!

Out of real witches???

I’m sorry. I won’t try to justify or condemn you, as I’m sure you’ve done that plenty yourself. What an awful world we live in.

Have you managed to deal with this? Do you have someone to talk to?

It’s fascinating how the new world now desires to be just like the old.

The separation of church and state protects the church from the state at least as much as the state from the church. Christians should fear a “Christian” state.

Don’t pick it up if you’re only down a few HP: save it for later when you can use the full ability.