As if someone born on December 31st 1999 wouldn’t self identify as a 90’s kid

Source: I was born in 1998 and I’m nostalgic of Nirvana, a group that disbanded before I was born

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

I must be missing a pun or something. Am I? AM I? PLEASE DON’T TELL ME THAT’S THE WHOLE JOKE

You can, but if you need correction you have to bring a spare pair of glasses with you to avoid this exact situation. Military pilots do need perfect vision

You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

Unironically yes

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?

Except “luna” is latin for “Moon”, which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She’s the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever