“Honey I am bringing Timmy to the CDC” “WHAT?!” “To Pedo Planet!”
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Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•FIFA gives President Donald Trump a peace prize in a departure from its traditional focus on sport
1·23 hours agoThere is no way SouthPark doesn’t use this, it’s almost too perfect.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Relevant through Christmas and the New YearEnglish
1·23 hours agoHow new does your TV have to be to have this? I just scrolled through settings and couldn’t find it. Is it normally in screen settings?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If the US was partitioned/balkanised, what new states would you want to appear?
51·11 hours agoErase all federal and state government, only leave existing town boundaries and muncipal law. Every town must hold elections that year. Towns will then naturally start to work together via commerce, cultural and geographical ties and can create their own collectives/states. Or maybe they will become related and a part of Mexico or Canada and that’s fine too. Just have a rule that any town that hasn’t become part of another country must donate 5% of their tax income for a small military defense force.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If the US was partitioned/balkanised, what new states would you want to appear?
1·23 hours agoBecause it’s good for cohesion. If Americans feel like they are losing their identity they will be more likely to want to work with Jesusland instead of their fellow Canadians.
Weirdly I have a similar conspiracy about noise makers for children. They all tend to come with a colored light, that is super bright. While there are studies that have shown sleeping with a light when you are younger makes you 5x more likely to need corrective lenses when you are older.
So does it make sleep better?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Kash Patel caught ordering FBI agents to drive girlfriend's 'inebriated' pal home: report
5·1 day agoHe has wasted so many different resources to a scale that dwarfs this action. I doubt the average American who doesn’t already hate the guy is going to care about him having cops drive his buddy home.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
Politics@sh.itjust.works•A CDC panel has struck down universal newborn hepatitis B vaccinationEnglish
1·1 day agoShame. I still haven’t met anyone whose read them. It gets referenced a lot though.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
Politics@sh.itjust.works•A CDC panel has struck down universal newborn hepatitis B vaccinationEnglish
4·1 day agoAre Warhammer books any good?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.ml•AI Is still making code worse: A new CMU study confirms
3·1 day agoThe only thing I have found it useful for is book recommendations. I like this book and that book, what other types of books are like these?
They would just have GPT vibe draft some good looking financial statements.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Jeffries backs Trump’s pardon of Cuellar: ‘Exactly the right outcome’
1·2 days agoBut they have something to offer the next fascist that comes along. Hence why I think someone or someone’s would open their wallet.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•The Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries Is Detaining People for ICE
1·2 days agoOr they are just lying to avoid disclosing stuff. Border patrol and ICE do it all the time, they were probably coached to say it by one of their buddies working for one of those other agencies.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Top US official berates Europe over cutting American industry out of defense buildupEnglish
7·2 days agoInsulated? Profiting off every move more like.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Jeffries backs Trump’s pardon of Cuellar: ‘Exactly the right outcome’
1·2 days agoI am sure some Republican donor would buy enough $melania coins to get it done.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•The U.S. Military Has a ‘Hemorrhaging’ Retention Crisis
2·2 days agoSounds like a Stephen Miller idea. I do wonder how much he is coaching others and straight up marionetting Trump. It wouldn’t surprise me to find out Stephen Miller is writing some of Trump’s tweets and he is just copying and sending them.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•He was first to try it! :) So brave.English
11·2 days ago4 mg at a time… I think they might get suspicious after your 100th time.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Millennial Republicans more likely to identify as racist than Boomers: poll
3·2 days agoThere are still areas in the South where people grow up in a racist world. Family are racist, friends are racist, school if not actively racist is doing nothing to dissuade it.












That’s a pretty large subject, anything in particular?