How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

I want this funko pop

A rectal prolapse, a vaginal prolapse, and a blocked goat

Well… Is it? I mean water MAKES things wet. But it’s not wet itself.

My man here is calling for mass slaughter of the human race.

You should be able to awaken it and command it to twist itself up tightly to wring out water.

I spent the last 3 years living in St. Kitts & Nevis. These are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. I absolutely loved the island of St. Kitts. The juxtaposition of the mountains next to the oceans is simply breathtaking. I hope to visit again some day.

The best kind

Welcome to the internet. Is this your first time?

No escape from reality

It was at this moment he knew… he fucked up

I have definitely done this more than once. I’m not always proud of it, but at the time, man is it good.

I always find that when I try and eat a sandwich or chicken burger upright, things (especially the meat) always falls out. So for me, the optimal way to eat it is to pick it up right side up and then flip it upside down to take a bite.

Just a preview of what is to come

Unless you are a small hobby farm, you’re not putting your cows out on pasture alone to raise them for meat. Most grasses are deficient in one or more vital nutrients that the cows need to grow. Most cows today are fed TMR (Total Mixed Rations). These are diets carefully mixed with different grasses, grains, hays, and mineral supplements. There are different metabolic diseases that cows can get when eating diets deficient in different nutrients. Cows that are sick don’t want to eat, and cows that don’t eat don’t grow. To a farmer, that’s like burning money.

You can’t make me.

X-actly as intended

A quick look at your other posts tells me all I need to know about you.

So happy to see this in action! It’s all uphill from here.