Get back to me when it’s attempted buggery.

Frog spawn are the boba of the pond world.

After 368 wipes it’s going to be red.

I saw this when I was about 7 or 8. It was a great horror; really enjoyed it!

I was about to say “I’m not surprised”.

I even thought the psychologist and psychiatrist I’ve seen the past couple of years look almost as miserable and exhausted as me.

Terrible state this country seems to be in.

That’s awful but at least there’s a tiny silver lining…

However, Paticia Zebrowski, University of Iowa assistant professor of speech pathology and audiology notes that the data that resulted from the experiment is the “largest collection of scientific information” on the phenomenon of stuttering and that Johnson’s work was the first to discuss the importance of the stutterer’s thoughts, attitudes, beliefs, and feelings and continues to influence views on stuttering greatly.

I had to fall to lose it all

Pissed, hammered, spannered, rat-arsed, bollocksed, badgered, smashed, away with the fairies, banjaxed, tired and emotional, battered, can’t lie down without holding on, comfortably numb, drunk as a Lord/Judge, steaming, twatted, wasted, three sheets tut wind, lagered up, leathered, legless, pickled, off your tits/face/trolley, out yer tree, pissed as a fart, wellied, sayin hello to Mr Armitage, shit-faced, trollied, utterly carparked, etc, etc.

Street Spirit - Radiohead

Needs more sunlight.

Wouldn’t if I was you.

It was surprisingly nice! I’ve never been a fan of cooking. Food is more of a chore to me so I just throw whatever I need together into a bowl and eat it.

I noticed I’m not getting much protein so decided to chuck my 2 highest protein foods into a bowl with a waffle to dry it a bit.

The mackerel and cheese went together quite well. A kind of sour-sharp flavour with a slight sweetness from the sauce.

I’d eat it again. 👍

Modern Lenovo are still good. My P51 can withstand a litre of water being poured on the keyboard without breaking. It’s easy to service and built like a tank.

My art teacher in secondary school once called me a “freak”. 🙂

I think it’s French for new.

So…noo-vo

It’s also a Metallica song

Fuck your duck! I raise you my 🐦

Aaaw that’s sweet. 🥰

German you wazzock! Gerry-German.

Why is a Manc using a dirty, rotten, filthy Gerry user account?

Do you have no honour? No decency?