My missus does something similar with medication in blister packs. I sleep with one eye open.

Yes, vaticanzo, that’s it

Edit: surely this should be the flag for Latin.

The pope speaks Vaticanian? Vaticanese? Vaticanglo?

It took me a week to get rid of the song out of my head the last time someone brought it up!

It’s 2.90 in Tesco or SuperValu op, that’s centra screwing you over. 2.90 is still a lot for a 1.25l from the supermarket tho.

They had to change the law in the uk around naming companies!

The still life elements of that painting are almost photo-realistic, it’s amazing

They’re known as “suckers,” “marks,” and “airport pickups”

yOu WoUlDn’T dOwNlOaD a CoMpUtEr…

How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Essex girls screw in Capris.

Which goes to show how old these jokes are.

One more word to add to the collection: cruft. Stuff that just builds up without you really noticing, mostly because it’s easier to collect everything than to filter it out of the good stuff.

Mostly due to the boxing. Had several facial injuries, had to have reconstructive surgery on his nose and cheekbone which didn’t work, and had to teturn to surgery several times.

This is a precise description of me and my wife over the Christmas week off.

I don’t know how they’re going to launch 30 rockets on the one day a year without wind up there

No, it’s just liquid helium, which is normal He cooled to like 4K or so.

The only memory it boosts is, “remember the last time you ate wasabi, don’t pick your nose again”

One is pronounced vergroten and the other is pronounced fair-hock a giant loogie-roten

Lemmy Von Motörhead.

Not plants per se, but we had a problem with one of our cats jumping up in the kitchen counter. So we put a few coins in a coke can and then shook it furiously every time he jumped up. You have to watch them for a while, but it doesn’t take long for them to learn.

Piracy is just reverse time shifting. It’s going to be on FTA TV at some point, I’m just making it more convenient to watch now.