what’s this definite article doing here

i will love and cherish him with 4 big macs

now do one where she has a sombrero, poncho and sterotype mustache in the last panel

I’m hesitant about phoenix. that city is a testament to man’s arrogance. but there’s a really good gyro place there that i like

Your mom is

hell yeah

The funny part is I’m the disabled one

Oh I don’t live there

I wish, but we take the hatch act seriously even if the turds in the top tank don’t

-30F doesn’t exist here, but we get hella strong winds. A dozen MPH shy of Wyoming wind (I am blessed with excellent weather). I do not envy you that wind chill. Last time I remember the district canceling school it was flooding. Maybe fire. IDK I was shoveling sandbags or fleeing the fire, one of the two.

my wife is a teacher. she’s going to work because not everyone can afford to take off and a lot of folk use school as day care (and y’all shouldn’t really be taking your 5 and 6 year olds picketing against ICE when the feds are liable to use chemical weapons against you) but like, it’d be nice to just piss off and let the littles fend for themselves.

look at those pants! how can you put down something so stylish? _{RUN MOTHERCLUCKER}

edit: thought we were talking about the chicken. carry on

the biggest plus of my wife moving out of special ed is not having to do diaper changes anymore. they can’t handle their own toilet, they can’t go to gen ed. easy rule to have.

i’ma send her this still. there was always that one student.

i know homies kiss homies, but homies nibbling on homies necks has me worried about vampires and i’m like almost out of toum. i got like, maybe half a gallon left? that’s not enough.

not here, no

i always get baader meinhof and meyers briggs confused and honestly, it does not bother me.

I learned from the simpsons

dude don’t kinkshame Gregory Stefan Vasilovich Mikhailovich Smakovnakov Bovinovich.

what we need are people who aren’t so pusillanimous they can’t say what they really mean.