Absolutely devistating.

Just what we need: more stupid meme parrots.

You should tow it out of the environment or something.

That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

From the link:

Definition: A gaming dark pattern is something that is deliberately added to a game to cause an unwanted negative experience for the player with a positive outcome for the game developer.

I’m doing this new thing where I try to like things. Movies, TV shows, games, etc. I don’t always succeed and some things are very hard to like. But the alternative just leads to poisoned expectations and the death of joy.

Sure. Why wait and decide for ourselves? Let’s hate it now.

“All lies and jest Still, a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest”

!REMINDME 4.5 billion years

Tell that to Johnny Felatio.

I think humanity has always assumed this. Hurray for scientific conformation.

Do you have any examples of successful overnight revolutions?

Which corporation are you talking about?

You know you’re getting old when you “remember when Saturday Night Live used to be funny.”

It’s okay, we’re getting rid of history lessons too!

Building shareholder value, duh.

People can care about multiple things.

TIL

haec·ce·i·ty

noun

Philosophy

that property or quality of a thing by virtue of which it is unique or describable as “this (one).”.

the property of being a unique and individual thing.

"he has a paramount concern with haecceity, the thisness of things

I used to work with a guy who was religious about backing up his files to an external drives. Until someone broke into his house and stole his computer AND his external drives. He lost everything.