Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

Don’t forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

What does the first sentence in the post say?

The Toxic Avenger of the Crab People

Honestly I think we’re both a little right here. That’s definitely one of the tongue worms that comes out of the graboid’s mouth, but I do believe they added more teeth than it actually has in the movie 😂

I believe that’s actually one of the tongue worm things on the poster

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

Slot a penny in the back and it’ll do wheelies

MRE crackers

Only ever gonna be one

But they said yeats…

Spectacular

Welch’s made a fruit punch soda that was next fucking level for me.

It’s a guinea-bee

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie!

Tim Honks

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it feels like someone traveled back in time and accidentally changed something.

She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee