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All hail the God Who Hates You Unconditionally 👌
Most of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I’d imagine they’re accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one
They had to hire a vampire for this one
I’m a big fan of -ussy as a suffix, especially when it’s wildly unsuitable for the purpose
It’s utterly ruined ales describing themselves as “citrussy”
(Not sure why but I can’t see or reply to y’all’s comments on Boost - but yes, it is Padley Gorge)
Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
To use another from the very late 1900s
The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
The Dollop
Particularly the 1908 New York Paris Car Race episode
I kept reading “tessellated”
Oh I completely agree, just made me giggle
Scunthorpe
Just never go to Scunthorpe
Anyone who swims out to it gets immunity from elimination
Literally was telling my friends about the loopy water slide while we were looking at this
Though I just realised I’m a walking stereotype
No contest, just look at these guys
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Mountains? More like NOTHINGS