With your face right at prime fart receiving level. Wtf.

I mean look at all of our past successes in the Middle East /s

I would totally do an online watch.

Well my boss left for the day so I have my mouse sitting on my jiggler and I’m watching Deep Space Nine on one of my iPads.

I can’t afford a used car either so I’m driving this Subaru until it’s unrepairabe. It’s nearly old enough to vote.

But does it have the Center Tooth™️?

Merry Birthmas, Stamets!

Just wanted to say thanks for the information. I work remotely and I think my coworkers would benefit massively from organizing.

This is exactly what I was looking for.

I was very confused on how exactly a giant schnapps was going to accomplish this. Several minutes later, after my brain finished parsing that headline correctly, I’ve determined that that’s enough internet for me today.