No, they go down to Florida with the rest of the snow birds

More like scuba diving, bay’s only just thawing out. Just a couple days ago we still had 5-8 inches of ice

They looked like Mallards, bay just started thawing out so they could have been stuck under the ice for 2 or so weeks

Must of 'em on their heads while they were under the ice.

Nah, this MF’s probably responsible for the two dead ducks in the water.

Capitalist really do be pilliging nature to slap on a patent

Like I said, Nobody cheated in the Odyssey.

womp womp

Average airsoft loadout

Funny enough, the post they’re trying to make fun of mentions how they’re going to be picking up a sight

— 7SillyLARPers

Fine (I’m the spy)

They give him the elixir of eternal groundhog life so he never dies.

Unfortunately they never give his wife it, and they force him to remarry every time one passes.

Chicago Style my beloved

Nah, they’re too busy doing science stuff to trans people.

https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/missions/juno/

What if we take all of our trash and it into space (New Jersey)?

Civ mod that just has Eric Adams converting everyone’s cities into NYC to achieve total cultural victory

Too busy going for the cultural victory