

I considered using her in this, but did not because
- The contrast between Uhura’s relatively small role compared to Burnham’s leading role really fit the concept well
- I couldn’t think of any time Guinan was ever depicted running.
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I considered using her in this, but did not because


I wonder if Atlantis would have been even better if he had not been too busy with Farscape to portray Sheppard, which had been the original plan. But Joe Flanigan did make for a good Sheppard, and Mitchell was a fun character anyway.


How much will it cost me? A whole sixer?


I hate it when corporations try to capitalize on Internet memes
Omitting the exclamation point turns it into a link.
With exclamation point: 
Without exclamation point: biblically accurate angel ophanim


With a splash of milk



It was Frank himself! Though one might argue that it was actually Mac’s fault.


All jokes aside… no, I don’t actually get Picard’s obsession with Earl Grey tea. It was just okay. I’ll happily finish the rest of the bags that came in this variety pack, but I will not go out of my way to buy this blend again in the future. Is it just an acquired taste?


You are ruining the garden!

Stargate SG-1 S2E4 “The Gamekeeper”


I am Worf, son of Mogh, house of Martok, son of Sergey, house of Rozhenko, bane to the Duras family, slayer of Gowron. I have made some chamomile sausage. Do you take sugar?


O’Brien:
Jamaican blend, double strong, double sausage
EDIT: You can make different variations of this, each replacing one of the nouns in the sentence, and they all work
Jamaican sausage, double strong, double sweet
Jamaican blend, double sausage, double sweet


Screencheat is a ridiculous competitive split-screen first-person shooter where everyone is invisible, so players are forced to look at each other’s screens to win. Supporting both local and online multiplayer, combat in Screencheat is fast and furious with a wide variety of one-hit kill weapons.


I’ve done far worse than kill you. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a sausage planet… buried alive.


Infinite sausage in infinite combinations.
Damn it, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a sausage!
Everything is sausage if you work hard enough.
The truth of the matter is, we are all sausage.
Every day we are faced with new sausages. It is how we respond that matters.
Galloping around the sausage is a game for the young.
A scorpion was walking along the bank of a river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly he saw a fox. He asked the fox to take him on his back across the river. The fox said, “No. If I do that, you’ll sting me, and I’ll drown.” The scorpion assured him, “If I did that, we’d both drown.” So the fox thought about it, finally agreed. So the scorpion climbed up on his back, and the fox began to swim, but halfway across the river, the scorpion stung him. As the poison filled his veins, the fox turned to the scorpion and said, “Why did you do that? Now you’ll drown too.” “I couldn’t help it,” said the scorpion. “It’s my sausage.”


One only tells the truth, one only tells lies, and one won’t shut up about the benefits of leola root


I assume it exists as an old film (like it does in our universe, just even older), but the events depicted in the films did not happen. Just like how Star Wars is a film in Stargate.
Here is a list of nods and Easter eggs between the two series, but does not seem to indicate anything about the film or its events occurring in-universe:
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Wars#Star_Wars_in_Star_Trek
What does the Twitter panel represent? I remember the scene in the episode, but I feel like I am missing a joke.