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No, I traded it for a microphone.

Good thing you didn’t sleep for 29,228 hours. That would be excessive.

People clipping their nails at their desk.

I think you DID mean to put the damn onions on m’steak!

Sweepin down the plains!

The toes are the powerhouse of the foot

Yeah, unpopular opinion but this is just whimsical (albeit tone deaf) kitchen decor about cake. Not “evil”.

Aka C&D (it’s trick question)

At least he’s using protection /s

My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.

Finally some good fucking memes

It’s actually just filled with aluminum foil for you to crunch on

I had a stroke because I read masturbate in that font 😏