Beggish people?

I would still hate him even if he were a worm

Do whatever you want with the money, just slap “AI” on any of the marketing material you send to the dipshit investors.

Misquote. They actually said “just us.”

Same “Christians” that worship a child rapist.

Most Christians aren’t very Christian at all.

Some people are allergic to fun.

I cannot imagine how miserable their little lives must be.

Cost of living varies wildly across the globe, as well as just in the US. I happen to live in one of the highest CoL areas in the nation; in order to maintain this decadent lifestyle of regularly feeding my wife don’t-die-juice and living in a house, five million dollars is what it would take for me to be able to immediately stop turning the crank of the orphan-crushing machine, colloquially known as “retire.”

The moral of the story is to always make your own pico de gallo.

And that system was installed in 1997 (1998?) when those floppies were already obsolete.

Edit: downvotes? Are the floppies mad about this?

$1MM barely gets you shit these days. $5MM and I’d be set, though

That’s why I always ask if it’s free when something doesn’t scan the first time

I just do everything on Thursday. No meetings so I have time to actually concentrate.

Bazillionaires?

LOL. Doing a good job of that all by yourself, mate.

think “50 year olds with undiagnosed autism”

I feel personally attacked

Ah, a Californian

Mere similarity implies incomplete equivalence.

It’s entirely possible to measure metrics.

Enjoy your slopware.

Honestly, water is better