No, but that’s also just after I lost my sweet tooth so you’re probably asking the wrong person here. If you’d asked me a decade earlier I’d probably have a much more cromulent answer

I dunno, that balls kick was a hell of a headstart and could change the outcome

Jesse Lee Peterson always cracks me up. I feel like his whole thing has to just be an act, but he never cracks it’s amazing really

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I am also intrigued

I was at my grandma’s funeral. My great uncle who I hadn’t seen in a couple years is wandering around and sees me. His eyes light up with excitement, he looks at me and excitedly asks Stewart? He then looked very sad and let down when I said no.

Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn’t have just said yes. It seemed like it would’ve made him very happy when he was obviously already going through a tough time. To this day we still have no idea who Stewart is

Catcher in the rye

Americans have a tendency to think they have everything and everyone else has nothing. Until we go somewhere else and discover it’s the other way around.

Obviously healthcare and education are things they are pretty much guaranteed that we don’t have. They have better worker protections. I mean I’m not against gun rights, but what we have in the States is an embarrassment. I’m sure there are several other issues that I’m not thinking of right now or don’t know about, but I didn’t know we had worse free speech than Europe.

What makes Europe free speech more free than ours?

My work cafeteria serves a similar breakfast bowl on Tuesdays. I think I know what I’m having for breakfast tomorrow

Didn’t expect to see that one here, but good choice

Something about Al Capone. Originally I heard we were related, but I don’t think that’s true, but my great grandma did chase him out of her house with her cane at one point.

Autocorrect, my bad. Should’ve said balut, not about

I don’t think my parents would eat eggs on Friday if they thought it might be fertilized, and I think that’s the whole point here.

Anyway arguments here are going to be pointless since Catholics eat fish on Fridays anyway, so any logic is already flawed

I’m going to go out on a limb and say most people not eating meat on Fridays aren’t eating about balut on Fridays

E: autocorrect

I’ve heard this line of thinking is how they get you. Example I heard was something like there’s a $10, $20, and $40 toaster at Walmart. The $10 and $20 one are functionally the same, but you don’t know that and don’t want to go with the cheapest one so you pick that.

Don’t know how true it is, but thought it’s interesting and started thinking about it when I’m buying stuff

Now this right here is a great example of how to use larger words to say nothing at all

I have the same phone, but don’t really have any clue what any of this means. If you’re up for it I wouldn’t mind an ELI5 on this so that I have at least an idea of what it means or what to look up. If you’re not up for the ELI5 I still appreciate what you put out there

I like mine

I’m probably wasting my time

I’m going to go ahead and say yeah. I don’t think there’s any getting through to that dunce