Depends who you show it off to

Knock knock knock knock knock…

What would really be cool is putting those touch lamps all the way around the pool so you can just turn on whichever one is more convenient.

Lol right!? It’s like “Welcome to the loser team” haha

You look like a parking lot from space. -peeps

Yeah you have to be better at knowing when people are serious or not.

Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.

Your mom is a great character.

I love shows like that, after a long day of mentally draining work. I don’t want to think, I just want to drink a beer and zone out. Even though I’m still thinking about work lol

Just wait until you get to season 107, it will really pick up!

Moded. Thank you for sticking your neck out for us, I’m disabled and I would be dead immediately if it was not for the armed forces. In all of the countries protecting their citizens, I have respect for every kid putting their life on the line daily.

Aww I wish I could give you a hug

“Here ye, hear ye…Who touched the fucking thermostat?!”

Someone needs to photoshop another arm in holding a can of Slurm! Lol The coolest guy we will ever know

Shit!! Guy? I was supposed to be Gay! Oh well next time

Oh shit!! Get him!

I mean the skin color is on point except for that Gross colored arm lol

Is there a fat boy option? Genuinely asking a question. I’m 6’5" and a 300 pound linebacker. Small cars are so hard to get into. Honda fit was OK but I had to always get in but first and tilt my head all they way to make it in. The space behind me was a dead seat because a person would not be able to fit there legs. Mid size SUVs are the same, small trucks, even full size sedans are so hard to get into because of my height and they are so close to the ground. My knees always hurt after a while driving because my knees are against the dash. I got a single cab full sized truck but with the prospect of a spawn coming soon, my wife and I are looking for a different option. Thank you any input.

Nice! That’s a good one. I also feel good, I feel like I should never have to put a /s next to my comments ever again lol

It is nice honestly. I appreciate all of you that have joined. This is going to be fun!