Years on Reddit (now Lemmy) taught me this. We’re all the same, really.

Too close to the Eye phone from Futrama. No thanks

I’m not. Happily married

Open - just me and my husband here and it keeps the room cooler.

Lol this was such a big deal for no reason in like 2008.

❤️🍆🎒

Exactly. I’m a manager and literally never ask the reason unless it’s longer than a week. They like to tell me anyway even though I’ve told them I don’t care.