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Cake day: April 11th, 2024

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  • That’s easy to say when your mortgage doesn’t depend on the Emperor’s New Clothes being real. Many if not most economists have staked their reputations and networks on pre-empiricism economics.

    It’s not a simple matter of “whoops I was wrong about one thing”. Since the 1970s we’ve turned the world economy upside-down to cater to billionaires and inequality has skyrocketed. It would be like a priest admitting he reassigned molesters for decades.








  • Your uncle presses a hidden button to open an old garage door. Years of leaves and dead vines fall from the top edge, and a surprised bird darts out from its nest on the now-opaque window. As the door creaks open, the scent of stale Axe body spray floods the overgrown driveway.

    Inside, you see walls adorned with Kanye posters, Bored Ape printouts and flash drives in glass cases, and his crown jewel in the center - an original Cybertruck, still in mint condition. With a grin on his face, your uncle struts up to the masterpiece and pats it on the hood. The front bumper immediately comes loose, but he kicks it back into place before it hits the ground.