And Mr Krabs’ daughter is a whale.

Well, that needs to be tweeted to Elon Musk whenever he tries to be cool by telling some lame ‘joke’.

“Ah! The giants!”

Depressing realisation about life: It ends.

Positive benefits about life: It ends.

Because the left is so dope!

Laudable, but the navy won’t care. And Kegsbreth might confuse them for fishermen.

I play charades at my doctor. Does that count?

Tattoos are fun.

Ha Ha! Whee!

Y’know, it seems to me investors and shareholders don’t get their fair share of the blame for the rampant enshittification covering society from the poop chutes of billionaires and CEOs.

Musk is responsible for this. Remember a few weeks ago when he made Grok put everyone in bikinis? Of course, Florida is now copying it IRL. And as usual, it’s the poor bloody matinee … mantit … blobbly wobblies that suffer!

Curious. Because, ironically …

Oh suuuure!

State regulators in Mississippi maintain that since the turbines are parked on tractor trailers, they don’t require permits.

What sort of stupid fucking ruling is that? Do things magically stop polluting when you put them on tractor trailers, or something?

Even after unknown persons broke the floodlights? Weird.

Unknown persons have broken the floodlights, right?

Ackshually … there’s only one facehugger per egg.

Only reprobates and recidivists abscond!

I know the sentence has words in it, but I’ve never seen them in that order before.

Also, who is stealing the firearm?

I never farted quietly when I was younger, I’m not about to start now!

For front butt support.

Man, everything has to be instant these days. What about readopting the leisurely pace of bulletin boards?