Labour’s authoritarian streak is slightly more than the tories. Only sightly, mind. Labour have zero intention of stopping or (if it goes through - it still needs to go through the Lords yet, and as I understand it, they’re not as keen) if it goes into law: removing it.

Add a clipboard to make you look even more professionaller.

I demand to meet the puppy

Put on a suit; look semi-professional looking, go round and introduce yourself as the city’s puppy inspector.

That’s how I read it too. It’s not “look how well I’m doing without a smart phone”, it’s more like “I don’t want a phone, but have no issues placing the burden of my actions on others”

It’s not him that gets consequences of a leaked number.