They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.

You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It’s because we care about you

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

Maybe you aren’t that good at writing code

What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?

Grooper warforged dad.

He’d definitely return it just in case someone else wanted to watch it in between his viewings.

Hey you’re from Indiana too! I’ve noticed Kroger’s the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea

Fair

Probably would’ve taken less time than the whiny comment

*My cutting board is so big I live on it" is a hell of a flex

With some duct tape and a little imagination you can do the same with mice

IMO this is such an important thing about life. You can’t control most of what happens to you, but what you can control is your attitude & your reaction. You often don’t need to have an opinion, a preference, or a response to a situation/event.

Tell that to my rock hard dick, I’m at the lion exhibit just so ready

It’s exactly what it sounds like

Man if I could find acid anymore I’d love to. Magical stuff.

Will still check em out though, thanks for the recommendation.

That’s just unfair

Did marijuana write this comment

I’d go with Freddie Got Fingered so I could experience it for the first time again