unalivejoy

At least in the early days of email before gmail, hotmail, or yahoo, you would get assigned an email from your work, university, or ISP.

Wait, was Captain Kirk a villain?

Not if you make a free return trajectory.

And a tv celebrity is going to be the commander in chief. This isn’t surprising.

In 2028, the Democrats won’t even be on the ticket, and most of America still won’t vote third party.

I love French strings in Python.

fr"Hello, {name}!"

Jokes on you, I’ve been edging all day.

Jokes on them, Edge doesn’t respect my GTK theme.

Aaaaaaaaa

Yes, outlawing polygamy was one of the concessions for statehood. The church later claimed it was never actually a commandment and condemned anyone still practicing it (publicly).

Wow, it’s more useless than blocking someone on Discord.

Pizza Hut’s biggest mistake was selling off their war-fleet.

But then we get a couch fucker as president.

THRILLHO

The pit has always been there. It’s now just too big to cover with a rug.

So you’re saying we should all make our own party? With blackjack and hookers?

If the president elect dies before they take office, their running mate is sworn in. They serve a full term that counts towards their 2 term limit.

At least he’s not the Lt. Governor anymore.

I’m still using my Z Flip 4. No screen issues, hinges are fine. Battery lasts the whole day, which is just fine for me (it only dies when I’m playing Microsoft Solitaire Collection, which is a notorious battery killer). I’ll probably have it for maybe another 2 years.

Flouride makes teeth white. White light passing through a prism makes a rainbow. Therefore, fluoride makes my teeth gay.