Can you share a photo of the hammock or link to the product? I’m imagining a hammock that’s like a pea pod and that would be uncomfortable. But I’m intrigued by the idea.

It’s better than my father-in-law’s prayers he sings every morning. He is tone deaf so it is catchy in a twisted way.

Boing boing boing boing…

Dave Chappelle as Rick James walking into Charlie Murphy’s house.

You just need to eat more hair for the keratin. Have you ever seen a cat with weak nails? Thought so.

The only possibility is all possibilities.

Is this an AI-generated blog? All the posts are dated December 12, 2024.

Which book is that?

They must have taken driving lessons from a thermostat.

Influencer?

He will call it “Greenland” and assert that it makes him eligible to buy the country.

Why did you punctuate like this?

I love Gorillaz and have listened to Deltron 3030 plenty of times but never made the connection!

There are shit-winds brewing, Randy…

Happy anniversary to the Erfurt latrine disaster!

UrGenus is a gas giant.

By the law of names, the kid is now a cicada.

The execution happens last minute, but the mental planning has been going on for well over a day.

Edit: And over the course of 10 trips, “don’t forget your toothbrush and toothpaste” slowly precipitates to the top.

Mahua is a perfectly cromulent Bengali name.

Yes.

The way I do it is if a list only has single sentences or sentence fragments, I omit the period.

If there is at least one point with two sentences, everyone gets a period.

If a list has sentence fragments and double sentences, I cry. Then I rewrite the fragments into complete sentences, complaining about it the whole time.