lollll i’m not a lady, but i did once have tits big enough to do it, and… i dunno if you ever heard someone talk about sucking their own dick before, but i’ve always heard it described as “more like sucking a dick, than having your dick sucked”… it’s not bad, but the contortion required often impedes the pleasure, also. but maybe my tits just weren’t big enough?
regardless, they’re gone forever now!
i can’t speak for all vulva’d people, but… i feel like that’s mostly a porn thing.
the amount of times i licked my hand before masturbating: once, to see if it was good. it wasn’t (and i find it kind of gross. no offense to ppl who are into it tho). and i masturbate a lot
pre-transition, getting it wet wasn’t even that hard. why would i use spit for that lmao. i mean some people might have that issue, right, but i’d still rather just use lube if that were the case
i think it’s just supposed to be hot for whatever reason