My wife does the bathroom cleaning while I do other things like the vacuuming and dishes. The first time I had to clean the bathrooms and saw the amount of splatter I never peed standing again in our or any friends’ bathrooms. I still have the option of peeing standing in public urinals and in the wild, so no “masculinity” is lost anyway, not that I give sexist bullshit the time of day anyway.
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