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Some guys are named Guy, and some gals are named Gal. I see no reason why a moon can’t be named Moon.

50% of the time it works every time

You only feel this way because you’re accustomed to Fahrenheit. I grew up with Celsius, and to me that feels like the perfect temperature scale. Fahrenheit feels weird and arbitrary to me.

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

The most surprising thing I learned from this video is that WebMD still exists

You’re right. How can we claim to live in a free society if our children don’t even have the right to be exploited?

That’s also the default alignment for cops

Just try not to swallow the fly. I’ve heard if it gets inside you, the only way to get rid of it is to swallow a spider

I’m not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they’re done

Cucumber is a fruit though

:quit!, :qa!, ZQ

The question specifically asked for “the command to quit Vim without saving”

Not always. Sometimes they do it after the first season.

Back when I was a student, the auto-flush sensors on the toilets at my university were so sensitive that I could trigger an accidental flush just by leaning forward about 10°. Just the subtle variations in my normal sitting posture could sometimes trigger as many as five flushes before I even started wiping. It was so bad I started carrying a pad of post-it notes in my pocket so I could cover the sensor before sitting down.

Acronyms are not typically dependent on the pronunciation of the words for which their letters stand. Here’s a brief look at how a few common acronyms would be pronounced if they were:

• JPEG -> jfeg
• LASER -> less-ear
• SCUBA -> scub-aah
• NATO -> nut-oh
• ROM -> Rome

Just until you get to Lake Sea of the Woods

I prefer Lister’s method

Banana bologna Benedict

I put the pasta in the bowl first. Then I put the milk in a saucepan along with some butter and flour. I let that simmer on low heat for a few minutes. Then I add some garlic and parmesan. Once the cheese is fully melted, I pour it over the pasta.

As I understand it, vlemmy’s policy is to federate with everyone. I’m guessing they would probably be the last Lemmy instance to defederate from Threads.