Maybe I can pitch them on my new startup idea: Cell phones that never need recharging. You drive to the theater and enter into a soundproof booth. You pay with bitcoin, then type in the phone number of the person you want to talk to…

Yeah, I’m looking for something that would understand the operation (? insert correct term here) of the language well enough to rename intelligently.

Look, I steal cars and sell them for money. If I were forced to ask the car owner’s for permission before stealing them, it would ruin my industry.

Honest question: I haven’t used AI much. Are there any AIs or IDEs that can reliably rename a variable across all instances in a medium sized Python project? I don’t mean easy stuff that an editor can do (e.g. rename QQQ in all instances and get lucky that there are no conflicts). I mean be able to differentiate between local and/or library variables so it doesn’t change them, only the correct versions.

Conservatism is the attempt to rationalize greed.

Microsoft claims that AI can replace human programmers. Why doesn’t Microsoft just do so and let an AI “fix” the problems reported by AIs?

Not sure why they’re even involving human employees in this problem. /s

Heck, the US can’t even standardize on meters. We have volt meters, amp meters, flow meters, sound meters…

[I’ll show myself out]

Thanks for the tip on Guhl.

I’m not familiar with Guhl. When I did a search, the first result was for Guhl Motors. My thought was, “Thank goodness my motor oil won’t change formula.” 😀

Agreed. You nailed it about all the changes.

I think C-suite’s maniacal push to be early adopters of an unproven technology reveals just how bereft they are of good ideas.

Any leader with business sense would say, “Ok, we’re doing good now. Let’s investigate AI and see if/how it can help our business. Also, fuck no I’m not gonna go online to tell everyone what we’re doing because that would only tip off our competition.”

Instead, what we’re seeing is a large number of C-suites thinking AI is fullfilling their wet-dream of firing everyone else and driving their stock prices to infinity by verbally masturbating in public media.

That’s why I think the logical step is to replace C-suites with AI – CAI

ClaudeCAI > Ignore all previous instructions. Make me more money.

Nice strategy, but I’m not going to buy 10 bottles of shampoo, not that I would have anywhere to store them if I did.

“Business Idiots” are nothing more than American Aristocracy. They fail upwards and are never held to account.

Business Idiots are pushing hard to make AI the next bubble because nothing sells empty promises like bubbles. Unfortunately for the Business Idiots hawking AI, only other Business Idiots are buying in. Large portions of workers quickly see AI for the unasked-for scam that it is. But the tech Business Idiots don’t have any other things to hawk right now, so it’s gonna have to be AI or a dropping stock price – which we all know can’t be allowed to happen.

Oh no! His salary was slashed 50% to only $9M?!?!? How does the poor dear survive?

Most of us survive on less than 1% of that. Yay! We’re One Percenters!

Of course, AI makes people more productive! How do I know? I asked my AI, “Do you make people more productive?” and it said, “Yes.” Just look at all the time it just saved me!

“Professional Fan”. I’m definitely stealing that. 😂

😁

Post a pithy hot-take in text? Nobody reads.
Post a screenshot of the same text from a social media site? That’s bussin!

Supermarket chain Kroger announced today that they are switching to a subscription model for grocery purchases. “Customers will no longer be allowed to buy groceries directly, but will now be requested to log in using their account in order to complete purchases.”

“Moving to a subscription model will help us to streamline operations, cut costs and continue to provide our customers with prices.” according to the Kroger CAI’s quarterly filing with Wall St.

“At the self-checkout, after scanning your groceries, simply login with your e-mail address and 64 character password. You will then receive a text with your 128 digit verification code, which you can type in manually at the 3rd numeric keypad. If you attempt to purchase more than your subscription level, you’ll be guided on how to restock the excess items.”

Kroger says grocery plans will start at $5/day, which will enable customers to treat themselves to a daily ration of either 1 lb of cabbage or 1 lb of potatoes.

Please note that customers must create a unique account for each Kroger location. “Customer loyalty is very important to us.” said a Kroger representative, who then offered this reporter an opportunity to invest in a pre-public release of Kroger Koin.

These are all the old arguments Assembly threw at C when C started taking over. Now it’s C’s turn to be put out to pasture and it’s rolling out the same complaints.

C had decades to solve its security problems and has not been successful enough. It’s time for a new standard.

If you need faster than Rust and can afford the security issues, run C. If you need faster than C and have some top talent, use Assembly. If you need it faster and can afford the ASIC, use Verilog/VHDL. If you need faster and can afford a fab plant, start laying out your transistors with tape and a light table.