Doors and corners

I found plenty of porn in the woods. It’s not just a legend.

We get it. You vape. Lobsters. For science.

Woah, english please! I can’t understand all this techno jargon.

Wind. The natural enemy of drones.

It’s true that there’s no cure for stupid, but there is a vaccine. What you do is don’t take the vaccine, and nature does the rest.

And villageidiot dot com is giving them all a place to meet up.

You get hanged the wrong way around

You and I are in the same boat.

How do you get pigeon milk?

That’s what she said

What’s pilk

Someone else here said the total amount of heroin in those barrels was less than half an ounce. That sounds like they were reusing dirty barrels for some other purpose, not transporting heroin. I have no idea why someone would move barrels of water around in a truck, but I don’t think it is illegal.

Chain stores regularly get updated signage. This particular graphic would fit in an envelope. It’s neither complicated nor unusual.

In American, Hungry means you want to eat something

Be on the lookout for a Chinese film about a bald eagle with student debt.

Maybe you just recently started to notice.

This is the beginning of the Great Rubbish Defenestration Scandal that will finally bring this administration to its knees.

That’s the most Borg way of touching someone’s face.

Are you sure that’s not communism? These terms have really taken a beating.