MONTGOMERY, AL—In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare, Alabama’s Supreme Court issued a ruling Tuesday in which it asserted that frozen burritos are children. “With this decision, the court finds that frozen burritos—be they beef, bean and cheese, chicken, or…
  • @jetAEnglish
    41•4 months ago

    Life begins at the tortilla stage

    • @ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPEnglish
      21•4 months ago

      Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.

      • @jetAEnglish
        12•4 months ago

        Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?

        • @zabadoh@ani.socialEnglish
          10•4 months ago

          Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos

          This does not apply to men of course, because they don’t carry frozen burritos.

          Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.

          • MalgasEnglish
            2•4 months ago

            The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

            –Anatole France