“why does everyone hate me?!”
John ‘golden pager award’ Fetterman
“Oh yeah, all that stuff I did”
Probably your actions John
maybe “what did I ever do” is a genuine question given his apparent mental state.
“Pulling a Biden”
Whywhywhywhywhywhy
The moment that gave us
Such resplendent memories
I hope his wife and kids stay safe. Emphasis mine.
The Hidden Struggle of John Fetterman
Fetterman was, according to Jentleson, avoiding the regular checkups advised by his doctors. He was preoccupied with the social-media platform X, which he’d previously admitted had been a major “accelerant” of his depression. He drove his car so “recklessly,” Jentleson said, that staff refused to ride with him. He had also bought a gun.
“He says he has a biometric safe and takes all the necessary precautions, and living where he does I understand the desire for personal protection,” Jentleson wrote, referring to Fetterman’s rough-and-tumble town of Braddock, Pennsylvania. “But this is one of the things you said to flag, so I am flagging.”
he’s like a chapo trap house content factory, he can’t help himself
We got it backwards, gang.
It’s not that brain-damaged gerontocrats keep geting voted into the Congress, it’s sort of a Cursed Building situation, the building turns all who enter into a brain-damaged gerontocrat.
Truly the best solution is to dissolve the US government until we can figure out what is going on.
Havana syndrome but for brainworms
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He’s gearing up for a presidential run
Give him another 50 years and he’ll win hand over fist against the incumbent mecha Barron Trump III
I had to double check that this wasn’t from an Onion article
everybody is mad at me, why does everybody hate me, what did i ever do
AJ Soprano ass senator
It’s more his father than anything. AJ is just a neglected neurodivergent kid who never got help.
ALL I DID WAS USE A GENOCIDE TO ENRICH MYSELF AND MISREPRESENT MY POLITICS TO GET INTO A POSITION OF POWER!!!
this ogre needs to be slathered in mud so he calms down
Man who said to “kill them all” upset that people are mad at him
Soon…. The lathe is working
what do you expect, when you take an ogre out of its natural habitat (swamp) and make it parade around in basketball shorts all day, it’s gonna get stressed and lash out
mr. settlerman, you so strong and buff, you should start taking growth hormones immediately
Lmao
