You may be saying boiled in jest, but boiling a turkey whole in crawfish boil makes a nicely spiced turkey that will never be too dry. I’m not sure of it is just a Louisiana thing, but I came across a recipe a couple years ago it turned out to be a big hit.
Turkey. Fried or Baked. Baked won, as is right.
Smoked.
Boiled
Fermented
Alive and uneaten
Barely warmed up on the radiator
Microwaved
you’re disgusting
Medium rare
You may be saying boiled in jest, but boiling a turkey whole in crawfish boil makes a nicely spiced turkey that will never be too dry. I’m not sure of it is just a Louisiana thing, but I came across a recipe a couple years ago it turned out to be a big hit.
Rotisserie. The only way to cook a turkey.